I'm not like you guys.
Hey you, motherfucker, i'm santiago 16. Arshentina. follow me or you'll see
I'm not like you guys.
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hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

sweet-bitsy:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

Signal boost

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

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hootaloo: bowrll: mortisreptus: fireskink: sweet-bitsy: alltailnolegs: mcsprankles: idcsam: shadow-pop: whatisagorman: snakelet: this is 911 state your emergency YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD 911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS 911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY. Signal boost YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING 911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND. yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
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“Los padres no se dan cuenta de la enorme necesidad de amor que tienen sus hijos adolescentes “.-Juventud en éxtasis
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—¿Consumes drogas? —No. —¿Las has probado alguna vez? —Jamás. —Te noto nervioso. —Es que es la primera vez que me entrevista un unicornio.
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Una vez me contaron que hay personas que mienten tanto, que al final acaban creyéndose sus propias mentiras. Entonces pensé que si sonreía muchas veces al día, tal vez acabaría creyéndome mi propia felicidad.

twerkingwithjudgejanis:

dad—egberts:

chazzthejazz:

I’ve been expecting you…

That is the single creepiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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twerkingwithjudgejanis: dad—egberts: chazzthejazz: I’ve been expecting you… That is the single creepiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
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No mamá, no todos los de mi curso son mi amigos.

until-the-end-of-my-dream:

 

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